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2013 | DIRECTED BY MICHELLE SCHUMACHER

3 Geezers!

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Movie Stats
Year
2013
Runtime
 81 minutes (1 hr 21 mins)
Certificates

Not Rated

12
Select Cast
J.K. Simmons
Tim Allen
Scott Caan
Basil Hoffman
Kevin Pollak
Randy Couture
Full cast and crew
Salty Popcorn Stats
First viewed:
14th May 2022
Last viewed:
24th Apr 2025
Total views:
27
Release Dates
US release date
 US release
22nd May 2013
12 years 6 months 11 days ago
Sweden release date
 Sweden
5th June 2013
12 years 5 months 27 days ago
Netherlands release date
 Netherlands
1st January 2014
11 years 11 months 1 days ago
Finland release date
 Finland
12th March 2014
11 years 8 months 21 days ago
Total Grosses
United States Flag
US total gross
  $4.2 Thousand
Global Flag
Global total gross
  $4.2 Thousand
Cinema Tickets Sold
United States Flag
US tickets sold
514 aprox.
Global Flag
Global tickets sold
406 aprox.
Box Office Breakdown
UK Box Office
  • Release: No UK cinema release.
US Box Office
  • Release: 22nd May '13
  • Debut weekend: 24th May '13
  • Debut position: 96
  • Highest position: 96
  • Debut gross: $1.4 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 1
Global Box Office
  • No global cinema data.
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Directed by
michelle schumacher Michelle Schumacher
Starring
michelle schumacherJ.K. SimmonsJ Kimball
michelle schumacherTim AllenTim
Scott CaanScott
Basil HoffmanVictor
Kevin PollakKevin
Randy CoutureRandy
michelle schumacherSam RaimiDirector
Lou Beatty Jr.Bernard
Breckin MeyerBreckin
Mike O'MalleyMike
Beverly PolcynRuth
Tony CummingsGreg
Pamela DunlapMary
Fernanda RomeroTiffany
Robin BainKari
Kevin DuniganPolice Officer
Ruth WilliamsonArt Instructor
Courtenay TaylorLisa
Ugo BianchiLewis
Will BonaiutoRex
Tad CoughenourTransvestite
Richard DenniMikey
E. Monique FloydPole Fitness Instructor
Murray GershenzAuditioner
Justin HaulbrookGame Master
Janet HigginsNurse
David KearseAuditioner
Kevin ManwarrenClerk
Daniel MontgomeryAssistant Game Master
J.R. NuttDelivery Guy
Stevie PorzakCandy striper
Helen RichmanTap Dancer
Andrea TaylorReceptionist
Andy TaylorHomeless Guy
Steven WolfCMZ Reporter
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2013-05-22
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UK Box Office Chart History
No UK box office info

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

North American Box Office Info
Highest Place
96
Weeks top 15
0
Total Weeks
1
Total US Gross:
$4,175
North American Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
24 May 2013
96N
$1,372
$2,699

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Chart History
No US box office info

* Box office information befroe 2018 for global figures is continually being researched and hence is not complete and can be innacurate.

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Genres
Comedy
Comedy
Popular in these countries
  • Brazil Brazil
  • Vietnam Vietnam
  • South Africa South Africa
  • United States United States
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  • Hong Kong Hong Kong
  • Kenya Kenya
  • China China
  • United Kingdom United Kingdom
  • Ethiopia Ethiopia
  • France France
News from around the web
Review: 3 Geezers!  Slant Magazine Fri, 17th May 2013

Nursing Home or Frat House? (Published 2013)  The New York Times Tue, 21st May 2013

‘3 Geezers’ review: Raunchy, imbecilic and so not funny  Los Angeles Times Wed, 22nd May 2013

‘I’m Not Here’: Film Review  The Hollywood Reporter Tue, 5th March 2019

J.K. Simmons on the Prowl in Thriller 'You Can't Run Forever' Trailer  FirstShowing Mon, 15th April 2024

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