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2025 | DIRECTED BY MARY BRONSTEIN

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

AKA
Ayaqlarım Olsaydı Səni Təpikləyərdim
Movie Stats
Year
2025
Runtime
 113 minutes (1 hr 53 mins)
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Salty Popcorn Stats
First viewed:
16th Oct 2025
Last viewed:
1st Jan 2026
Total views:
117
Release Dates
US release date
 US release
31st January 2026
9 months 15 days ago
Germany release date
 Germany
17th February 2025
1 years 8 months 26 days ago
Czech Republic release date
 Czech Republic
4th July 2025
1 years 4 months 11 days ago
Australia release date
 Australia
7th August 2025
1 years 3 months 8 days ago
Canada release date
 Canada
12th September 2025
1 years 2 months 3 days ago
Indonesia release date
 Indonesia
30th September 2025
1 years 1 months 15 days ago
Total Grosses
United Kingdom Flag
UK total gross
  £345.6 Thousand
United States Flag
US total gross
  $1.1 Million
Cinema Tickets Sold
United Kingdom Flag
UK tickets sold
43,248 aprox.
United States Flag
US tickets sold
95,411 aprox.
Box Office Breakdown
UK Box Office
  • Released: 4th Nov '25
  • Debut box office: 20th Feb '26
  • Debut position: 17
  • Highest position: 17
  • Debut gross: £127 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 3
US Box Office
  • Release: 31st Jan '26
  • Debut weekend: 10th Oct '25
  • Debut position: 23
  • Highest position: 20
  • Debut gross: $89.2 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 6
Global Box Office
  • No global cinema data.
Directed by
mary bronstein
Starring
mary bronstein
mary bronstein
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Movie story - If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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UK Box Office Info
Highest Place
17
Weeks top 15
0
Total weeks
3
Total UK Gross:
£345,550
UK Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
17N
£126,968
£126,968
18▼
£68,243
£257,216
23▼
£31,171
£345,550

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

North American Box Office Info
Highest Place
20
Weeks top 15
0
Total Weeks
6
Total US Gross:
$1,079,102
North American Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
23N
$89,164
$89,164
20▲
$171,524
$308,143
21▼
$152,477
$527,556
26▼
$172,834
$790,756
30▼
$60,995
$1,009,056
38▼
$19,422
$1,079,102

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Chart History
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* Box office information befroe 2018 for global figures is continually being researched and hence is not complete and can be innacurate.

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Box Office Standings: All-Time Top-Grossing Rankings
UK total gross: £345,550
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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