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2025 | DIRECTED BY MARY BRONSTEIN

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Movie Stats
Year
2025
Runtime
 113 minutes (1 hr 53 mins)
Certificates

15

R

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Select Cast
Rose Byrne
Christian Slater
Delaney Quinn
Mary Bronstein
A$AP Rocky
Ivy Wolk
Full cast and crew
Salty Popcorn Stats
First viewed:
24th Feb 2026
Last viewed:
24th Feb 2026
Total views:
87
Release Dates
US release date
 US release
31st January 2026
1 months 12 days ago
Germany release date
 Germany
17th February 2025
1 years 23 days ago
Czech Republic release date
 Czech Republic
4th July 2025
8 months 8 days ago
Australia release date
 Australia
1st November 2025
4 months 11 days ago
Canada release date
 Canada
17th October 2025
4 months 26 days ago
Russian Federation release date
 Russian Federation
23rd December 2025
2 months 20 days ago
Total Grosses
United Kingdom Flag
UK total gross
  £257.2 Thousand
United States Flag
US total gross
  $1.1 Million
Cinema Tickets Sold
United Kingdom Flag
UK tickets sold
32,559 aprox.
United States Flag
US tickets sold
93,835 aprox.
Box Office Breakdown
UK Box Office
  • Released: 4th Nov '25
  • Debut box office: 20th Feb '26
  • Debut position: 17
  • Highest position: 17
  • Debut gross: £127 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 2
US Box Office
  • Release: 31st Jan '26
  • Debut weekend: 10th Oct '25
  • Debut position: 23
  • Highest position: 20
  • Debut gross: $89.2 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 6
Global Box Office
  • No global cinema data.
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Directed by
mary bronstein Mary Bronstein
Starring
mary bronsteinRose ByrneLinda
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
A$AP RockyJames
Ivy WolkDiana
mary bronsteinChristian SlaterFather
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Conan O'BrienTherapist
Manu NarayanLandlord
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Eva KornetBreathworker
Ella BeattyKate
Helen HongEva
Daniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh PaisBrad
Ronald BronsteinCaroline's Husband (voice)
Laurence BlumPolice Officer
Lark WhiteVanessa
Amy Judd LiebermanMelanie
Char SidneyNurse
Jodi Pynn Gabree
Alan Scott
Jason MatthewsPuppeteer
Victor BroadleyPuppeteer
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2025-01-24
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Movie story - If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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UK Box Office Info
Highest Place
17
Weeks top 15
0
Total weeks
2
Total UK Gross:
£257,216
UK Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
20 Feb 2026
17N
£126,968
£126,968
27 Feb 2026
18▼
£68,243
£257,216

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

North American Box Office Info
Highest Place
20
Weeks top 15
0
Total Weeks
6
Total US Gross:
$1,079,102
North American Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
10 Oct 2025
23N
$89,164
$89,164
17 Oct 2025
20▲
$171,524
$308,143
24 Oct 2025
21▼
$152,477
$527,556
31 Oct 2025
26▼
$172,834
$790,756
7 Nov 2025
30▼
$60,995
$1,009,056
14 Nov 2025
38▼
$19,422
$1,079,102

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Chart History
No US box office info

* Box office information befroe 2018 for global figures is continually being researched and hence is not complete and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Release Breakdown
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Top Grossing Movie Chart Position
UK total gross
£257,216
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6028
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
6029
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Genres
Drama
Drama
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