DIRECTED BY SETH MACFARLANE

Ted 2012

Ted

Directed by

Seth MacFarlane

Starring

Actors
Character
John Bennett
Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
Ted
Joel McHale
Rex
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
Robert
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Norah Jones
Norah Jones
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
Young John
Ralph Garman
John's Dad
Alex Borstein
John's Mom
John Viener
Alix
Laura Vandervoort
Tanya
Robert Wu
Asian Man 'Ming'
Ginger Gonzaga
Gina
Jessica Stroup
Tracy
Melissa Ordway
Michelle
Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #2
Owen Clarke
Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
Cherene
Chanty Sok
Angelique
Sarah Fischer
Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
Waitress
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
Guy at Table #2
Paul Campbell
Guy in Line
Josh Duvendeck
Guy #1
Chris Cox
Guy #2
Henry Penzi
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
Girl at Party
Colton Shires
Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
Plymouth PR Worker
Haejee Kim
Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
Ellen
Shawn Thornton
Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
Stagehand
Danny Smith
Waiter
Mike Nikitas
Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
Husband
Chris Everett
Wife
David Afflick
Wedding Guest
Christy Alcroft
Kermin
Kilo Alexander
Rock Star Party Guest
Jenny Allford
Party Chick
Christian Alvarado
Norah Jones Concert Audience
Emmalyn Anderson
Concert Attendee
Dale F. Appel
Tourist
Lilith Astaroth
Concertgoer
Jacqueline Astbury
Pedestrian
Jamie Lea Babineau
Club goer
Keenan Bassma
Patron Ballgame
Alecia Batson
Girl Feeding Waterfowl
Michael Battle
Party Guest
Marshall Berenson
Business Executive
Ronald Boone
Liberty Mechanic
Nicole Boucher
Pretty Party Girl
Paul Bronk
Karaoke Lounge Patron
Jeff T. Buco
Pedestrian
Rachael Burke
Concert Goer
Alex Bussell
Hot Girl
Johnny Carson
Self
Madison Dae Clarion
Flower Girl
Jeffrey Corazzini
Photographer
Stevie Costa
Dance Scene
Alexandra Creteau
Club Patron
Ted Danson
Richard DeAgazio
Restaurant Patron
Devon Diep
Karaoke Girl
Eric Dittelman
Party Goer
Aaron Dorsey
Extra
Vinicio Kahdiak Eduardo
Club Patron
Ellyana
Wedding guest
Jackie B. Fabian
Fraternity Girl
Keith Fluker
Doorman
Jimmy Flynn
Wedding Guest
Shawn Fogarty
PR Firm Employee
Evan Fonseca
Man at Concert
John Franchi
Tourist / Pedestrian
Alexander Alex Garde
Boy at Aquarium
Sophia Gilberto
Concert Attendee
Enku Gubaie
Party Guest
Josh Gunderson
Man At Concert
London Hall
Car Rental Patron / Party Guest
Rachael Hobson
Concert Goer
Danny Hoch
Donny's Dad
Rosemary Howard
Pedestrian at Irish Pub
Ashley Hughes
Concert Attendee
Frankie Imbergamo
Tourist
Mike Jablon
Nightclub Manager
Olivia Jordan
Party Guest
Lynn Julian
Concert Attendee
Colleen Kelly
Restaurant Patron
Tom Kenny
SpongeBob SquarePants
Tom Kenny
SpongeBob SquarePants
Seamus Knight
Extra
Ren Knopf
Store Shopper
Mark Kubr
Party Goer
Marissa Labog
Woman in Park
Kathy LaShay Berenson
PR Employee
Joshua Lassman
Ted's Party Guest
Henry Laun
Bar Patron
Rob Lavin
Concert Attendee
Jordan Lazieh
Concert Attendee
Kamron Leal
Concert Attendee
James L. Leite
Roadie
Christopher J. Long
OnStage Security
Daniel Lowney
Irishman Arguing Outside Pub
Paul Lussier
Concert Attendee
Phyllis Lynn
Business Woman
Gwen MacKay
Mini Golf Player
Jeffrey Malick
Wedding Guest
Tom Mariano
Wedding Guest
Rob Marin
On Stage Security - Boston Hatch Shell
Katie McCabe
Party Goer
Ed McMahon
Self
Wayne R. Miller
Party Guest
Tony Moreira
Star Wars Movie Attendee
Sara Murphy
Wedding Guest
Bethany Murray
City Girl
Ken Murray
Party Goer
Jonathan Neves
patron
Roxanne Nichols
Club Girl
Leigh Nicole
Club Patron / Wedding Guest
Allan Oliveira
Party Guest
Miriam Olken
Concert Goer
Ted Oyama
Japanese Newscaster
Richard Pacheco
Man in the Common
Chris Palermo
Wedding Guest
Joseph Paolo
Concert Patron
Joshua Paule
Airport Patron
Steve Perry
Concert Guest
Laura Pizzuti
Party Guest / Concert Guest
David Pulson
Roadie
Stacey Queripel
Karaoke Singer #2
Donna Glee Reim
Wedding Patron
Brittney Renée
Concert Attendee
Jessica Rockwood
Party Guest
Ray Romano
Self
Manajhjanihe Royalle
Pedestrian
Kayla Ruhl
Party Goer
Megan Sacco
Concert Attendee
Nicole Signore
Girl at the Bar
Corey Spencer
Party Goer
Matthew Spinale
Nightclub Patron
Curtis Stigers
Hotel Pianist
Stream
Club Dancer 2
Tara Strong
Bellybutton
David Struffolino
Homeless Man
Shannon Elaine Sweeney
Extra
John Talalas
Dad at Christmas
Ben Tanguay
Clubber
Trishna
Party Guest
Ally Tully
Cute Girl Groped by Ted
Kevin Vila
Grocery Walker
Ainsley Washek
Party Guest
Mike Wendt
Concert Attendee
Harrison White
Bicycle Rider
Jamie Christopher White
Club Patron
Susan Wilson
Dancer
Darryl Wooten
Office Worker Party Guest / Wedding Guest
Luke Young
Rock Concert Attendee
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2012
 106 minutes (1 hrs 46 mins)
Certificates

15 age rating

Ted R age rating 
Release dates
UK release date UK release: 1st August 2012
US release date US release: 29th June 2012
Total grosses
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UK total gross
  £29.8 Million
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US total gross
  $218.8 Million
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Global total gross
  $548.2 Million
Cinema tickets sold
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UK tickets sold
5.5 Million aprox.
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US tickets sold
27.5 Million aprox.
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"Ted" is, undoubtedly, one of the funniest films of the 2010s decade and it deserved to be a massive hit at the box office.
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Top Grossing Movie Chart Position
UK total gross
£29,847,210
144
Ted
145

US total gross
$218,815,487
182
Ted

Global total gross
$548,228,680
191
Ted
UK Age Rating
UK BBFC Certificate: 15
Genres
UK Box Office Info

Highest chart position: 1

Weeks on box office: 7

UK Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
Ted
1N
£9,333,700
£9,333,700
1▲▼
£3,174,766
£17,214,269
3
£2,076,046
£22,186,549
2
£1,692,883
£25,620,707
4
£990,842
£28,122,651
7
£479,943
£29,191,321
10
£317,035
£29,847,210
US Box Office Info

Highest US chart position: 1

Weeks on US box office: 14

US Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
1N
$54,415,205
$54,415,205
2
$32,202,395
$119,849,740
3
$22,410,855
$159,257,250
4
$10,011,610
$180,431,425
5
$7,353,150
$193,618,750
7
$5,644,680
$203,579,915
8
$3,223,675
$209,848,585
12
$1,543,080
$213,064,385
16
$947,430
$214,762,805
20
$810,645
$215,975,550
22
$548,730
$216,858,060
25
$378,120
$217,431,880
30
$244,655
$217,838,900
30▲▼
$175,485
$218,118,550
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New movies from director Jordan Peele are now an event and his latest movie, Nope, takes over at the top of the UK box office on its debut weekend.

Also new this weekend is the Hindi language remake of Forrest Gump, Laal Singh Chaddha lands on the box office at 8 with £325,000.

The mega smash hot Top Gun Maverick falls to number 7 this weekend with £405,000, a tiny 34% drop for a movie on its 12th weekend, but its worth noting that the movie would be number 1 with over £2 Million if the chart was measured Monday - Sunday.

UK box office QuickView

  • Number 1 - Nope (1st Weekend)
  • Highest debut - Nope (@1)
  • Longest run - Top Gun: Maverick (12 weeks)
  • Highest total gross - Top Gun: Maverick (£80 Million)

UK weekend box office top 5 breakdown 12th - 14th August 2022

Highest new movie of the weekend

Director Jordan Peele has carved out a very good niche for himself in the suspense horror genre and following Get Out and Us~2019 he lands at the top with his with his third movie.

Taking a weekend gross of £1.98 Million it doesn't quite reach the gross of Us~2019 which took £2.7 Million in its debut.

It also doesn't quite get to the £2.1 Million of Get Out from 2017, but with little in the way of strong competition going forward, and the hot weather in the UK this weekend this movie could have a longer run.

Critical reviews haven't been as good as the previous 2 movie, and although the movie has been enjoyed it is considered the directors lowest rating movie to date.

Brad Pitts crazy adventure on the famous Japanese train falls to number 2 this weekend with a weekend take of £906,000, a 68% drop over last weekend.

The movie has now taken £5.1 Million at the UK box office over its 2 weeks of release.

The animated pet movie from the DC Universe falls to 3 this weekend with a gross of £830,589, a reasonable 32% drop over last weekend.

The movie has now taken £8.2 Million over its 3 week run on the box office.

The former number 1 movie from the Despicable Me universe falls to number 4 this weekend with £754,416, a 32% drop.

the animated sequel to Minions has now taken a very respectable £38.6 Million at the UK box office over 7 weeks and although its gross is lower the the previous movie is is the 4th top movie of 2022.

The fourth movie in the Thor series takes £535,000 as it drop to number 5 on the box office chart.

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Sequel movie Fisherman's Friends: One And All has been given a 12A age rating in the UK moderate sex references, language

The movie stars James Purefoy who also starred in the original Fisherman's Friends from 2019 and he is once again joined by Dave Johns.

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Movie Synopsis

After the highs of performing on the pyramid stage at Glastonbury, the group struggle with their second album. During a divisive tour of South Australia, they will trace their ancestors and embrace a new community, and discover their musical DNA.

BBFC certificate breakdown.

  • Title: Fisherman's Friends: One and All
  • BBFC age rating: 12A Certificate
  • Reason: moderate sex references, language
  • Release date: 19th August 2022
  • Runtime: 112 minutes (1 hour 42 minutes)
  • Directed by:
    • Meg Leonard
    • Nick Moorcroft
  • Starring:
    • James Purefoy
    • Dave Johns
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    • Richard Harrington

BBFC movie page

This weekend, Friday 12th August 2022, there are 3 new films released in the UK and where available looking to hit the box office chart, but can they challenge last weekends top movie, Bullet Train, for the number 1 spot?

Here are this weeks new releases

  • Nope
  • Eiffel
  • Laal Singh Chaddha

Nope

  • The movie is directed by Jordan Peele, it is the directors 3rd movie.
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  • It stars Daniel Kaluuya who also starred in Not Safe For Work (2014).
  • The film also stars Keke Palmer who was last seen in Lightyear (2022).
  • The BBFC UK age rating is

Eiffel

  • The movie is from director Martin Bourboulon.
  • This movie is a directorial debut.
  • It stars Romain Duris who also starred in L'auberge Espagnole (2002).
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  • The BBFC UK age rating is

Laal Singh Chaddha

  • The movie is directed by Advait Chandan, it is the directors 2nd movie.
  • Advait Chandan also directed Secret Superstar in 2017 which grossed £511.6K in the UK and grossed $130.8 Mil. globally.
  • It stars Aamir Khan who also starred in Fanaa (2006).
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  • The BBFC UK age rating is

Check back on Monday to see what new movies made it onto the Weekend Box Office Chart.

Next week there are 4 new movies released

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  • The Feast - Friday, 19th August
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The movie is directed by Jessica M. Thompson who previously directed The Light of the Moon in 2017.

Movie Synopsis

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BBFC certificate breakdown.

  • Title: The Invitation
  • BBFC age rating: 15 Certificate
  • Reason: strong horror, violence, bloody images
  • Release date: 26th August 2022
  • Runtime: 104 minutes (1 hour 44 minutes)
  • Directed by:
    • Jessica M. Thompson
  • Starring:
    • Nathalie Emmanuel
    • Thomas Doherty
    • Stephanie Corneliussen

BBFC movie page

The new action comedy movie starring Brad Pitt Bullet Train makes its debut at the top of the North American box office.

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US box office QuickView

  • Number 1 - Bullet Train (1st Weekend)
  • Highest debut - Bullet Train (@1)
  • Longest run - Top Gun: Maverick (11 weeks)
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Highest new movie of the weekend

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