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| Directed by | ||
|---|---|---|
| Tom Kuntz | |
| Mike Maguire | |
| Starring | ||
|---|---|---|
| Daniel Chacon | Young American / Cock Puncher | |
| Ken Takemoto | Sensei | |
| Steven Seagal | Cock Puncher | |
| Don McManus | Dennis McCormick | |
| Kate Fuglei | Dolores McCormick | |
| Abigail Mavity | Roseanne McCormick | |
| Reid Weaver | Dennis McCormick, Jr. | |
| Brian Powell | Typical Neighbor Husband | |
| Adele Robbins | Typical Neighbor Wife | |
| Jason L. Miller | Sooty Firefighter | |
| Brendon Baerg | Sooty Child | |
| Len Cariou | Norm Archer | |
| Larissa Laskin | Dana Dobbs | |
| Scott Klace | Kip Kendall | |
| Barbara Pilavin | Alzheimers Old Lady | |
| Sandy Kenyon | Alzheimers Guy in Crowd | |
| Sam Menning | Alzheimers Guy in Crowd | |
| Orlando Seale | Producer | |
| Erik Stolhanske | Producer | |
| Sarah McElligott | Melissa Cherry | |
| Michael Bolton | Self | |
| Karl Montgomery | African Child | |
| Kwame Boateng | Dibo | |
| Steven Kozlowski | White Trash Dude | |
| Randy Oglesby | Surgeon General | |
| Archie Howard | Fat Man | |
| Howard Shur | Smoker | |
| Todd Hanson | Smoker Driver | |
| Arthur Kendall | Bud Schwartz | |
| Ira Gewant | Brunno Tucci | |
| Christopher Weeks | Rolly Ingersoll | |
| Edward Ansara | Skink Bradley | |
| Murray Gershenz | Raggles Wimpole | |
| Paul Mousie Garner | Uncle Smackers | |
| Helen Geller | Mavis De Haven | |
| Richard Fancy | Kenneth Garber | |
| Murphy Dunne | Raymond Marcus | |
| Alex Solowitz | The Masses | |
| Savannah Haske | Rapist Lisa | |
| Griffin M. Creech | Rapist Policeman | |
| Daniel Dae Kim | Rapist Ivy Leaguer | |
| Stefan Sacks | Rapist Uncle | |
| Rebecca Lowman | Rape Victim Julie | |
| Amy Davies | Board Game Woman | |
| John Gibson Miller | Steel Beam Construction Guy | |
| Jim Gleason | Steel Beam Architect | |
| Ben Braat | Dutch Dad | |
| Sal Lopez | Peruvian | |
| Jay Montalvo | Peruvian | |
| Bashar Rahal | Arab Terrorist | |
| Russell Steinberg | Young Terrorist | |
| Ahmed Ahmed | Ahmed | |
| Amir Talai | Ahman | |
| Ryan Bosch | White Black Guy Bill | |
| Leslie Duke | White Black Guy Jenny | |
| Brendan Fletcher | White Black Guy Tim | |
| Todd Bosley | White Black Guy Dan | |
| Michael Brainard | White Black Guy Policeman | |
| Dane Farwell | White Black Guy Policeman | |
| Mary Boucher | White Black Guy Judge | |
| Chris Karwowski | White Black Guy Jury Foreman | |
| Michael Harte | Pentagon General | |
| Charles Howerton | Pentagon General | |
| James Kayten | Pentagon Officer | |
| Sean Conroy | Landmine Salesman | |
| Christopher Boyer | Landmine Boss | |
| S.E. Perry | Recruitment Officer | |
| Michael Harney | Line-Up Detective | |
| Alonzo Bodden | Prisoner | |
| Gill Gayle | Prisoner | |
| Robert Shampain | Prisoner Dad | |
| Jordan Lindsay Hamm | Girl Greeting Prisoner | |
| Tom Wright | Kwame Roberts | |
| Gedde Watanabe | James Nakatami | |
| Troy L. Collins | Dashante Jackson | |
| Daniel Colembie | McSorley's Bartender | |
| Marc Antonio Pritchett | Upstanding Black Man | |
| Jerry Giles | Dave Kostman | |
| John Viener | Peen Out Guy | |
| Mike Loew | Library Penis Man | |
| David Chisum | Penis Pal Glen | |
| Martin Morales | Penis Ethnic Man | |
| Micah Sauers | Penis Boy | |
| Michael R. Dowell | Penis Businessman | |
| Ken Narasaki | Businessman | |
| Clint Culp | Bates Computer Customer | |
| Paul Scheer | Bates Computer Salesman Dirk | |
| Maria Schneider | Bates Computer Customer's Wife | |
| Dustin Seavey | Bates Temp Dude | |
| Bill Dearth | Bates Businessman | |
| Gregorio | Bates Delivery Man | |
| James M. Connor | Bates Manager | |
| Michael Delaney | Gil Bates | |
| Nick Chinlund | Bryce Brand | |
| Jim Rash | Bryce's Manager | |
| Angel Cassidy | Porn Star | |
| Mia Crowe | Porn Star | |
| Gauge | Porn Star | |
| Kirk Ward | Brendan Laroux | |
| Eric Siegel | Studio Executive | |
| Jen Cohn | Cooking Show Host | |
| Meredith Baxter | Cooking Show Chef | |
| Charley Beil | Wizards Gamer | |
| Daniel Benson | Wizard Gamer | |
| Adam Crosby | Wizard Gamer | |
| Jed Rees | Wizards Proteus | |
| Greg Pitts | Wizards Dragonmaster | |
| Greg Cipes | Hippie Diplomant | |
| William Duffy | Man in Suit | |
| Cory McAbee | Man in Suit | |
| Evgeniy Lazarev | Slovesevic | |
| Adam Gregor | Birajko | |
| Terrence Flack | Bank Gunman | |
| Mo McRae | Second Bank Gunman | |
| Sarah DeVincentis | Bank Customer | |
| Michelle Buffone | Bank Liz Anne | |
| Jim Ortlieb | Bank Mr. Poniewicz | |
| Cory Nartatez | Gay Guy | |
| Savastian Padilla | Gay Guy | |
| Bruce Stevenson | Gay Guy | |
| Chris Villa | Gay Guy | |
| Kenneth C. Rosier | Presidential Advisor | |
| Rodney Dangerfield | Rodney Dangerfield | |
| Ivan Klipstein | Subscription Card Man | |
| Hanna Bluth | Little Girl | |
| Jennifer Saurenman | Mother | |
| Tanya Ballinger | Cockpuncher Entourage | |
| Kamela Forbes | Cockpuncher Entourage | |
| Neva Massey | Cockpuncher Entourage | |
| Eleanor Mercado | Cockpuncher Entourage | |
| Karen Miller | Cockpuncher Entourage | |
| Rachelle Wood | Cockpuncher Entourage | |
| Andre Costa | Cameraman | |
| Donna Glytch | God Bless America Dancer | |
| Michon Suyama | God Bless America Dancer | |
| Vai Tiare | Melissa Cherry Video Dancer | |
| Kato Bonner | Melissa Cherry Video Dancer | |
| Allison Kyler | Melissa Cherry Video Dancer | |
| Brandy Lamkin | Melissa Cherry Video Dancer | |
| Clifford McGhee | Melissa Cherry Video Dancer | |
| Tomasina Parrott | Melissa Cherry Video Dancer | |
| Adrian Armas | Lollipop Love Dancer | |
| Kevin Federline | Lollipop Love Dancer | |
| Dante Harper | Lollipop Love Dancer | |
| Robert Hoffman | Lollipop Love Dancer | |
| Lucas Raynaud | Lollipop Love Dancer | |
| Dave Scott | Lollipop Love Dancer | |
| Harry Shum Jr. | Lollipop Love Dancer | |
| Ahmed B. Badran uncredited | Peruvian | |
| Kathie Barnes uncredited | Concerned Mother | |
| Bo Barrett uncredited | Wigger Jim | |
| Jackson Bolt uncredited | Texas Chainsaw Killer | |
| Chris Cashman uncredited | UPS Delivery Man | |
| Martez Covington uncredited | ||
| Said Faraj uncredited | Suicide Bomber | |
| Bill Frenzer uncredited | Nicholas Van Essen | |
| Justin Rodgers Hall uncredited | Terrorist | |
| Glen Hambly uncredited | Attorney | |
| Susanna Harter uncredited | Librarian | |
| Mohammed Hassan uncredited | Terrorist | |
| Hiro Koda uncredited | ||
| Eloise Lynch uncredited | Britney Spears Fan | |
| Marshall Manesh uncredited | Announcer | |
| Ronald McAdams uncredited | Drunken Irishman | |
| Joel McHale uncredited | Office Worker | |
| Chrissy Metz uncredited | Heavy Girl | |
| Christopher Nissley uncredited | Terrorist Training Video Announcer | |
| Blaine Pate uncredited | Office Worker | |
| Paula Price uncredited | Host a Rape Tape Gal | |
| Tony Sagastizado I uncredited | Taliban Terrorist | |
| Helen Slayton-Hughes uncredited | 'Yarn-it-All' Employee | |
| Channing Swift uncredited | Ice Hockey Fan | |
| Tony Swift uncredited | Ice Hockey Fan | |
| Cassie Townsend uncredited | Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party | |
| Natasha Yi uncredited | Melissa Cherry Video Dancer | |
| Melissa Zanit uncredited | Yearbook Girl | |
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Brazil release date: 7th January 2008 United States release date: 3rd June 2008
Australia release date: 17th September 2008
Greece release date: 22nd September 2008
Poland release date: 28th October 2008
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